Thursday, July 14, 2011

Dear People Who Walk Behind Reversing Cars in Car Parks,

There's just no cure for stupid, is there?

Impatiently giving way while silently wishing I could slam my foot on the accelerator and bring you the fuck back to the real world.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Dear P-Platers,

Just so you know, the requirement for you to display P-plates is to highlight your inexperience to other drivers that we may increase caution should you make irratic decisions due to inexperience. It is NOT an excuse to be an ignorant, arrogant arsehole on the road.

Disrespected but still wishing to remain alive and to keep my licence.