Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Dear Checkout Chicky,

Please note that it is not necessary to comment on all of my purchases. You kinda freak me out a bit when you do that. We are not friends. This is a business transaction. I do not want your opinion on my salad dressing, your assumptions about my need for Berocca or your commentary on such and such a new product that you had seen and had been wondering about whether it was any good or not. And, while I smile and nod, I really have no intention of reporting back to you on whether the product met our shared expectations.

Sincerly,
Anonymous

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