Dear P-Plater who sat in the right lane on the freeway all the way from the Central Coast to Newcastle,

Just wondering if you've ever noticed those big signs on the freeway that say "KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING". No, I didn't think so.

Also, the speed limit for Green P-Platers is 100km/h, not an inconsistent variation between 90 and 130.

Sincerly,
One of the fifty or so other drivers who had to overtake you via the left lane but one of the few who were able to resist the urge to drive 3 metres from the back of your car in the vain hope that you would get the hint and get the fuck out of the right hand lane.